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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

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dillite · 12/03/2026 20:49

Is Bec wasted?

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:50

Ah I was right, he WAS looking at a palm tree…..

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 20:50

I wonder if Brooke’s husband has been unfaithful in the past but isn’t admitting it, and it will eventually come out.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:50

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:49

😂😂

I’ve been exceptionally good today and this week with the calories. So I’m hoping to jump on the scales tomorrow and see another pound has dropped off.

If it has, I may buy some wine to celebrate.
If it hasn’t, I may buy some wine to commiserate 😂

Solid plan

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:51

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:49

😂😂

I’ve been exceptionally good today and this week with the calories. So I’m hoping to jump on the scales tomorrow and see another pound has dropped off.

If it has, I may buy some wine to celebrate.
If it hasn’t, I may buy some wine to commiserate 😂

That’s my kind of plan

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:51

Who is Bec talking to? That’s pretty controlling behavior TBH 🙄

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:52

She sounds like she would be a nasty, jealous drunk. Perhaps it's just editing, time will tell. But she was nasty at the wedding also.

Ophir · 12/03/2026 20:52

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:51

Who is Bec talking to? That’s pretty controlling behavior TBH 🙄

She’s really drunk

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:52

The same woman has been in walking/running by them all day?

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:53

I don’t know if he was looking at another woman, but if he wasn’t it’s horrible to be accused of that when you know you haven’t done it.

If he did do it, then fuck him.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:53

She seems like she has an evil streak

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:53

Where do they find these wives at drama School? They’re so dramatic.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:53

She seems unhinged

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:53

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:53

She seems like she has an evil streak

She does seem a bit evil 😄😄😫

JaneJeffer · 12/03/2026 20:54

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 18:50

I won't post on the thread as this is a place of joy and judgement but Ixpert Mel has some updates about her health in the tabloids x

I’ve just seen that Sad

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:54

She reminds me of that other woman who lost loads of weight and it turned out she was secretly evil

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:54

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:52

The same woman has been in walking/running by them all day?

Maybe she's the only other woman at the resort

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:54

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:49

😂😂

I’ve been exceptionally good today and this week with the calories. So I’m hoping to jump on the scales tomorrow and see another pound has dropped off.

If it has, I may buy some wine to celebrate.
If it hasn’t, I may buy some wine to commiserate 😂

😂😂😂 so either way it’s wine time 😂

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:54

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:54

She reminds me of that other woman who lost loads of weight and it turned out she was secretly evil

Olivia!!!

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:55

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:54

Maybe she's the only other woman at the resort

Is she the camera woman?

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 20:55

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:54

She reminds me of that other woman who lost loads of weight and it turned out she was secretly evil

Ursula? Or Phoebe?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:55

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:54

She reminds me of that other woman who lost loads of weight and it turned out she was secretly evil

Lives and loves of a she devil?

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 20:56

Yes it WAS Olivia!

Ophir · 12/03/2026 20:56

I think Danny is scared of her

Rightly so

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:56

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:55

Is she the camera woman?

😂

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