MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

What's up with her mouth? Has she had work done on her lips or her teeth?

Is she drunk or just deranged?

I feel like I'd give it a go if the circumstances were right, but I'm tired already 😫😫😫 and dd is only 6

I think she hates her bottom teeth

She's a bit slurry!

Steaming

Is Bec drunk? She seems to be slurring. Definitely spoiling for a fight!

All this wine they’re drinking.

It’s making me thirsty 🍷😂

Bec and Danny. Is he really leering or is she just saying that and trying to pick holes?

I never thought that Bert would have enough of Ernie.

I think Danny is just looking anywhere else but at her.

These shows always make women look deranged.

🤣🤣 I know! For some reason I'm making myself hold off till 9pm before hitting the gin, but its getting hard!

That’s what I thought. Spoiling for a fight. He’s gone off her or is thinking about them now he’s made an effort and she’s gone all psycho.

These women are deranged

Yeah there isn’t a pool nearby for him to jump into to avoid eye contact, so he’s just looking at everything else instead.

Probably staring at a palm tree 🌴

She's drunk and deranged I think

Danny is a fanny

I don’t actually think he’s the brightest spark in the box.

Bec hasn’t drunk that much yet!

Oi! Behave 😂

Ugh he's so gross.It's like Beauty and The Beast.

Surely these Start-a-convo cards should have been given to the Princess and the farmer?

😂😂

I’ve been exceptionally good today and this week with the calories. So I’m hoping to jump on the scales tomorrow and see another pound has dropped off.

If it has, I may buy some wine to celebrate.
If it hasn’t, I may buy some wine to commiserate 😂

I think Pollyanna is repelled by Cynical Chris!