MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

I’ve been off the wine since January.

But only because I have about 3 stone to lose

I’ll be right back on it once I’ve lost the first stone. Only 2lbs to go 😂

Stupidly,I'm getting my hopes up for these two. So bound to end in carnage..

I have no work tomorrow so I am on 2nd glass of wine 🍷

I've bought a bottle of sauvignon blanc for when dd finally sleeps

It's how I'm gonna get through the Love is Blind reunion

(No school tomorrow)

I want some wine but I’ve got an appointment at the bloody gym at 8.30am

Yeah, I'm similarly trying to limit the wine. So switched to gin and vodka 🤣

Cancel! Have the wine

🤣

Used to love wine but since starting Mounjaro last year I’m right off it 😳

Rebecca is another hyena

Who brought the kookaburra?? 😳

I feel like the son is really happy because he might get a break now.

Oh god, another hideous laugh. Is she getting too pissed?

The editing is hilarious.

Why is she laughing like that?

That laugh! Is that why they had kookaburras at the wedding ceremony?

Omg that laugh. It is divorce worthy.

You’ll need it!

Bored of women laughing now.

The laugh that can smash glass....

These cackling woman aren’t funny

This is what I’m doing

It could stop traffic 🤣 he’s going off her at record speed

I fell off the wagon a couple of weeks ago.

Tried to be good and just have 1 or 2 glasses of wine as a treat.

Nailed 2 bottles 🫢😂

God this laugh is the worst thing in the world

Nooooooooooo, not another fucking HeeHaw!!!