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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

Enjoy.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:28

Does the laugh mean she’s like the other one (forgot name) who gets butt hurt and cries?

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:28

Nope. Can’t deal with the laugh. It’s an exaggerated and put on laugh.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:28

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:27

You’ll need it!

😄😄

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 20:28

There's always a fatal flaw with these pp isn't there...?

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:28

I’ve muted the tv

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:28

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:28

I fell off the wagon a couple of weeks ago.

Tried to be good and just have 1 or 2 glasses of wine as a treat.

Nailed 2 bottles 🫢😂

Legend 🤣.

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:28

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 20:27

Bored of women laughing now.

😂😂😂

menopausalfart · 12/03/2026 20:28

It's like a fking machine gun.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:29

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:28

I’ve muted the tv

🤣

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:29

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:28

I fell off the wagon a couple of weeks ago.

Tried to be good and just have 1 or 2 glasses of wine as a treat.

Nailed 2 bottles 🫢😂

Respect 🫡

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:30

I think I wouldn't want to take on a 12 year old and 7 year old at 50 😒, especially if mine is grown up

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:30

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:28

I’ve muted the tv

I wish I did that.. even the cat was scratching to go out and he’s a flipping indoor cat! 😡

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:31

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:30

I think I wouldn't want to take on a 12 year old and 7 year old at 50 😒, especially if mine is grown up

That would actually be a dealbreaker for me. A big fat nope! 👋🏽👋🏽

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:31

Previous MAFS - those couples that burn hot quickly usually frizzle out after a bit and don’t last the course.

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:31

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:30

I think I wouldn't want to take on a 12 year old and 7 year old at 50 😒, especially if mine is grown up

Absolutely not. My youngest is 12 and if I ever date again I will only date someone with adult dc.

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:31

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:30

I wish I did that.. even the cat was scratching to go out and he’s a flipping indoor cat! 😡

Got visions of a cat giving you evil daggers of “Damn it! Let me out NOW” 🤣

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:31

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:30

I wish I did that.. even the cat was scratching to go out and he’s a flipping indoor cat! 😡

😄😄

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:31

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:30

I think I wouldn't want to take on a 12 year old and 7 year old at 50 😒, especially if mine is grown up

are his girls 12 and 7?

MargoLivebetter · 12/03/2026 20:31

Eeek, always worried when people describe themselves as good or decent. Why is he not with the mother of the 4 daughters? One of whom is only 7?!!! Hmmmmm …..

menopausalfart · 12/03/2026 20:32

My eldest is 36 my youngest is 12.

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 20:32

Fuck being a weekend step Mum at 50.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:32

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:30

I wish I did that.. even the cat was scratching to go out and he’s a flipping indoor cat! 😡

Cats have sensitive hearing

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:32

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:31

are his girls 12 and 7?

Two of them, and then one is 18 and one slightly younger iirc

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:32

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:30

I think I wouldn't want to take on a 12 year old and 7 year old at 50 😒, especially if mine is grown up

Oh God, me neither!! Im really enjoying mine all being young adults! Be even better when I no longer have to fund them...

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:32

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 20:32

Fuck being a weekend step Mum at 50.

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