MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

They’re a bit emeshed

Yes 😂

The laugh 😡

My DS wouldn’t even show his face on this 😂

That dress looks fantastic on her though

It’s going through a sticky patch right now.

Two alkies here!😂

He's 50. Like Chris is 6ft

I saw that. Hope his 4 daughters aren’t too much.

If a man says to me at the alter “I hope you enjoy a glass of wine or two. Or a bottle”

I’d be like “SOLD!!”

😂😂

🤣

😂😂

Another one here !🤣

Did he just say 2 daughters?

This seems lovely - hope it works for them 🥺

No 4.

Yes!

Yes it's a bit different from that CEO dude who's up at 4 in the morning and down the gym.

BORING!😁

Another here checking in 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️😂

That’s jinxed it then…

Subtitles got it wrong 🙄

😄😄😄 omg I hope not

😂😂😂

honestly as someone who dipped her toe in online dating he is actually decent compared to some of these 50 year old men out there… hence why my profile age range was 38-45😂

I’m teetotal!

no joking 🤣

I'm on my 3rd G & T, so I'm def in the alkies club!😂