MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Instead of talking about how they feel and whether they fancy each other why don’t they try and get to know each other properly, as people first?

Man from Atlantis.

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Bloody hell if Luke thinks Mel is being friendly!

I find a man who has graffitied his whole body really unattractive.

The class difference between Princess and the estate agent will be their undoing tbh

The Pink Princess seems to radiate dislike and dead chat.

Mel is just fucking rude at this point. Looking at him like shit. She’s not interested in making any effort and coming across like a spoilt brat.

Mel is literally making ZERO effort.

She’s still holding her grudge about not getting her princess fairytale wedding.

Mel doesn’t initiate any chat or conversation or ask him anything about himself

Im really disliking Princess Petulant. Team Luke

Mel will never forgive him being late to the wedding. Ever.

The editing doesn't help TBH. It's all been made to look super contrived and awkward.

“Do you usually leave the crust?” ……..

I hope the ixperts call her out on her lack of effort.

Luke has literally got nothing to work with here, because she just isn’t interested in even trying to get to know the man, or initiating conversation in any way.

What do they say about resentment? It's just unmet expectations and her expectations were sky high! She wanted a Bradley Cooper FFS.

On that kind of pizza, yes. That crust is razor sharp.

I thought that too. She’s polite when she speaks to him but just about.

He's not polished enough for her.

This pair are making me cringe. And now I want pizza too 😡

i think mel is devoid of any personality. Only cares about what someone can do for her rather than consider what she brings to the table

Making pizza is something you’d have kids doing. What next, paper chains?

I think he’ll turn out to be a good’un and she will get roasted by the ixperts for how she is being

With the Disney Princess expectations no wonder she’s single.

But he is the perfect Hallmark movie small town dweller and she's the city slicker who is just horrified by his brutish simpleton ways. Only to get to know him when both are forced to work together to escape a predicament only to end up falling in love.

I’d love to see what her exes are like!