MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

She was expecting Prince Charming himself.

He should’ve been there to whisk her off her glass slipper covered feet, in a shower of rose petals, gently place her in a carriage that will then whisk them away to Nevernever Land

😂

🤣🤣

Nooo don’t start it asking about yourself in the 3rd person!

Ooh, Reece Witherspoon can play her in the movie

He just said "females". Off with his head.

Throw in Christmas and some fake snow

Do you remember Sam and Mark, the poor man’s Ant and Dec off Pop Idol? This bloke reminds me of both of them.

Yes! He is their love child

Steven kind of reminds me of Simon from the Inbetweeners.

Might be the hair.

I was literally just thinking that!!

Ooh he's touched a nerve there!

That went weird very quickly

And the infantile, teenage boy attitude.

Joe Thomas seems like a nice bloke though.

Bloody hell, what’s HeeHaw on about?

Did I miss something?

What exactly is she upset about?

Rachel has massively over reacted here

What's the issue between them, I missed it?

Fuck me she seems hard work

She has.

Weird af

Because he said she shouts at football? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

I was about to ask the same. I am confused.com.

I think he was imagining her being lairy at a football game 🤷‍♀️