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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

Enjoy.

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needtoget · 12/03/2026 17:43

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 12/03/2026 01:36

At first I didn’t like Bec as she massively overreacted at the wedding, but now I feel sorry for her as Danny has massively backed off since they had sex. He’s already checked out.

How have I missed that they had sex? Did they definitely say they did?

murasaki · 12/03/2026 17:48

needtoget · 12/03/2026 17:43

How have I missed that they had sex? Did they definitely say they did?

Bec said it. Danny's been quiet on the matter bar saying there wasn't chemistry, aka it was a disappointing shag.

needtoget · 12/03/2026 17:49

There will be more MAFS on TV at 7:30pm on Friday – but it’s a repeat of last week’s reunion for the MAFS UK 2025.
In timings are a bit different in the second week. The new episodes will air on Monday 16th March from 7:30pm to 9:00pm, Tuesday 17th from 7:30pm to 9:05pm, Wednesday 18th from 7:30pm to 9:15pm, then Thursday 19th from 7:30pm to 9:05pm.
The all-important first dinner party will be in the episode on Tuesday 17th, by the way.
The schedule for the latest season of MAFS UK changed halfway through. So, MAFS Australia might not always be be on at 7:30pm from Monday to Thursday. But this seems to be the pattern so far.

needtoget · 12/03/2026 17:50

murasaki · 12/03/2026 17:48

Bec said it. Danny's been quiet on the matter bar saying there wasn't chemistry, aka it was a disappointing shag.

What on earth could have gone so badly wrong? I never understand that, and it’s happened loads on mafs!

murasaki · 12/03/2026 17:50

I'm still holding out hope that it moves to 9. Maybe after the handcuffed thing has finished....

murasaki · 12/03/2026 17:52

needtoget · 12/03/2026 17:50

What on earth could have gone so badly wrong? I never understand that, and it’s happened loads on mafs!

God knows. She didn't seem to find it disappointing in her chat to camera, just agreed no chemistry after he said it, which was a bit sad.

dapsnotplimsolls · 12/03/2026 18:09

Polite notice - I'm not watching live tonight so can someone else please start a new thread if one is needed? And preferably all the other ones ...

Polite request - whoever starts it, please use 'Danaconda' in the title 😂

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 18:50

I won't post on the thread as this is a place of joy and judgement but Ixpert Mel has some updates about her health in the tabloids x

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 18:50

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 18:50

I won't post on the thread as this is a place of joy and judgement but Ixpert Mel has some updates about her health in the tabloids x

I’ve just read that. Bless her ❤️

Ophir · 12/03/2026 18:58

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 18:50

I won't post on the thread as this is a place of joy and judgement but Ixpert Mel has some updates about her health in the tabloids x

good on her for carrying on with this 💕

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 19:30

These recaps drive me mad! Do they think we're all morons...?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 19:30

Sat and ready

Ophir · 12/03/2026 19:30

Poised

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 19:32

It’d be nice if they’ve managed to find an older bloke who isn’t completely awful for once.

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 19:32

I'm amazed the model likes that arrogant twat.

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 19:33

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 19:32

It’d be nice if they’ve managed to find an older bloke who isn’t completely awful for once.

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I’m not gonna hold my breath given their track record 😂

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 19:33

I'm so surprised that incel and model are getting along

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 19:33

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 19:33

I’m not gonna hold my breath given their track record 😂

Added to what so many single older men are like.

Ophir · 12/03/2026 19:34

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 19:32

I'm amazed the model likes that arrogant twat.

I think he might be ok… underneath it

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 19:35

Danny seems to do a lot of swimming so he doesn’t have to talk to Bec.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 19:35

Evening all! Danny's tattoos are giving me a migraine!

dillite · 12/03/2026 19:35

Bec, you met like 3 days ago. Chill!

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 19:36

Danny is going to look like a prune if he keeps getting in the pool just to avoid being around Bec.

MargoLivebetter · 12/03/2026 19:36

Is Danny secretly a dolphin?

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 19:36

It always surprises me that there is snow in Australia.

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