MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

How have I missed that they had sex? Did they definitely say they did?

Bec said it. Danny's been quiet on the matter bar saying there wasn't chemistry, aka it was a disappointing shag.

There will be more MAFS on TV at 7:30pm on Friday – but it’s a repeat of last week’s reunion for the MAFS UK 2025.
In timings are a bit different in the second week. The new episodes will air on Monday 16th March from 7:30pm to 9:00pm, Tuesday 17th from 7:30pm to 9:05pm, Wednesday 18th from 7:30pm to 9:15pm, then Thursday 19th from 7:30pm to 9:05pm.
The all-important first dinner party will be in the episode on Tuesday 17th, by the way.
The schedule for the latest season of MAFS UK changed halfway through. So, MAFS Australia might not always be be on at 7:30pm from Monday to Thursday. But this seems to be the pattern so far.

What on earth could have gone so badly wrong? I never understand that, and it’s happened loads on mafs!

I'm still holding out hope that it moves to 9. Maybe after the handcuffed thing has finished....

God knows. She didn't seem to find it disappointing in her chat to camera, just agreed no chemistry after he said it, which was a bit sad.

Polite notice - I'm not watching live tonight so can someone else please start a new thread if one is needed? And preferably all the other ones ...

Polite request - whoever starts it, please use 'Danaconda' in the title 😂

I won't post on the thread as this is a place of joy and judgement but Ixpert Mel has some updates about her health in the tabloids x

I’ve just read that. Bless her ❤️

good on her for carrying on with this 💕

These recaps drive me mad! Do they think we're all morons...?

Sat and ready

Poised

It’d be nice if they’ve managed to find an older bloke who isn’t completely awful for once.

I'm amazed the model likes that arrogant twat.

I’m not gonna hold my breath given their track record 😂

I'm so surprised that incel and model are getting along

Added to what so many single older men are like.

I think he might be ok… underneath it

Danny seems to do a lot of swimming so he doesn’t have to talk to Bec.

Evening all! Danny's tattoos are giving me a migraine!

Bec, you met like 3 days ago. Chill!

Danny is going to look like a prune if he keeps getting in the pool just to avoid being around Bec.

Is Danny secretly a dolphin?

It always surprises me that there is snow in Australia.