MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

I don’t feel sorry for her. Put out too soon and then disrespect the man beforehand and no wonder he’s scarpered.

As a fellow Londoner I’ve seen plenty of wide boys like Danny. Some of them are ok, some not. They tend to not suffer fools gladly.

Used anyone watch The Sullivans? I think Chris really looks like John (Andrew McFarlane).

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Yes, she was quite creepy the way she groped his thigh, and leapt on him!

A man would’ve got pelters for that

Yes!!

I loved that show

Mel is a Communications specialist apparently 😆

Just reading their bios. What the heck is a Confidence and charisma consultant?

Do you really think the tv network is going to pay for a dozen different honeymoons overseas? You realise Australia is at the very bottom, the arse end of the world, 20 hours flight away from most places, and airfares are like 2 thousand dollars? It aint the UK where you can take a train over the border to another country. And that's before, like accommodation for 20 different people.

Unemployed.

I have had my mind completely changed by nurse wife after her husband’s accident.

They seemed to be getting on really well in the snow and she appeared full of genuine concern post bandaging him up.

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The Charisma Coach is hardly exuding charisma herself.

It’s a slippery slope

She seems to be genuinely keen on him. Didn’t like her at the wedding. Thought she was a bully.

Also the Jim Carey mullet man at the wedding of Brooke and Chris is screaming incel vibes.

Bec reminds me of Lauren with the same cynical wit. I’m looking forward to her ripping into some of the men at the dinner parties

Does anyone else think Gia is like Kelly Clarkson? Looks more Kelly's age too..43

Calm down it’s not that deep 🙄

They have had them traveled out of Australia before hence why it was odd that the majority of the honeymoon’s were in Oz this time round. I have traveled to many countries thank you very much and several times a year, I am fully aware of flight times. I am not some dingbat that doesn’t go beyond a 3 mile radius of my home

Indeed. In previous series maybe two have been in Australia, this time the exceptions are the ones abroad. Maybe it is like the rewards in The Apprentice, gone with the budget cuts.

Yes, I’m struggling to believe she’s 35 tbh

Exactly what I said, but I watch this alone so no-one heard me!

She looks much older and looks a bit like a drag queen after all the surgery. She seems so sure about her looks , she really is deluded . I bet she looked far better before all the work 😪

Oh god I found it really cringe!! It just seemed so over done - like I’m here for you & dramatic.

Yes bcos MAFs seems to thrive on misogyny I think we’ll be seeing the appearance of a fully fledged incel this series. But thank god they’ve paired him with someone who from the get go seems to know how to handle him. Or not to handle him lol