MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

I feel like when he laughed at her making fun of him, he'd decided he was going to shag and leave her

Feel sorry for Bec- it’s probably feeding into her rejection feelings when she was bigger. Seems like they were intimate too soon.

Poor Bec. She was saying earlier how they have great chemistry

Don’t have sex straight away

I hope the Aus ixperts don’t borrow the sex smorgasbord from the UK ixperts for Bert and Ernie

Wasn't there a trailer showing a really mad wedding? What happened to that?

Ahh its over already 😄

I got excited there, thinking the older woman was getting a young bloke....but it was her son!

Had she been nicer to him he probably would have given it more of a go but she really isn’t coming across as a nice person which has made matters worse.

🤮

😂

Yeah I agree.

Feeling a bit sorry for her.

Christ it’s a wonder any of us (or them) make it to the first dinner party. Out for dinner tomorrow but I’m an early bird so will probably be back by the second wedding 😂

This

Can you imagine 😂 Though nothing would surprise me on MAFS!

How many weddings left?

the sex smorgasbord has reminded me of Dean’s man boobs and now I feel queasy

Same shade of lippy too!

Can you block posters? Just wondering ...

Anyone else thinking the voiceover saying "the most magical wedding ever" means the groom is going to be an amateur magician and do some cringe-worthy tricks at the wedding?

For some reason, I'm suspicious about how they trail the next episode!

If I go out with my bestie, we go out at like 6:30pm and we’re back by 9pm

If I go out with my other close friend, we’ll end up in the restaurant car park until midnight whilst she chews my ear off and I’ll miss all evening television.

After their wedding Bec said kiss me! & he looked kind of freaked out & then they had an overly long snog. Then all the anaconda jokes. She’s clearly very insecure & maybe needs some more therapy.

Yeah I don’t think she really helped herself with her initial approach.

Too fucking many

So, there’s 12 couples in the experiment altogether I think.

And usually there’s about 3 of those isn’t there who come in later on?

So 8-9 couples to start with. Then maybe another 3 coming in later on?

We’ve had 5 couples weddings so far? So that’s another 3 left possibly?

The older couple whose preview we saw for tomorrow
The bisexual woman
Sure there was another brunette too