MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

What did he do? 🤣🤣

Ouch! You need nurse Alyssa!
Our first MAFS related injury! Will it be our last?

Pretend that you also slipped in a steam room

Oh god sorry girl

You need nurse whatshername to bandage you up!

Ouch 🤕

So Danny has lost interest now that they have shagged

Danny looks like a photo i saw of a prince with a very long face

Yep. Drunk shag, regrets

Sex must’ve been really bad

Ouch 🤕

Send MAFS a bill for your pain and suffering! 😂

Hapsburg chin?

@mumofoneAloneandwell A Hapsburg?

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Yeah a hapsberg chin, bless him

That's what I thought.

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Fair play to her for raising it in an adult way though - not how I expected her to

He can't wait to get away from her at every opportunity.

A red hot crack? Sounds painful.

They were all inbred,

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Edward II?

😂😂😂. Call nurse Alyssa! Again!

Bec go home

Damn, draw a beard on that guy and you will have Danny's twin

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