MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

There’s a male gay couple also I think?

Is it on Sun-Thurs? So we won’t see the dinner party till sun or Mon I bet

I'm so bored of the weddings already!!
I'm might just wait until Sunday and skip to the first dinner party.
It takes too long to get going.

I can’t remember a male gay couple but you’re probably right.

I’ve just looked at my tv guide and it says the final weddings are on Monday?!

I just looked at a list of all the couples, so maybe they’re ones coming in later

Oh ffs! With all the getting down on one knee, rock/paper/scissors shit plus telling the parents they could easily have fitted the weddings into 2/3 evenings - and even that is too much

According to my Virgin tv guide, we’ve got tomorrows episode and then the next episode isn’t until Monday? 🤷🏽‍♀️

They have the MAFSUK reunion special and then repeats of the first MAFSAUS episodes on Friday.

Then episode 5 on Monday with the final weddings.

From what I can see there are still 3 more couples to go

😫😫😫 why cant they just put on 5 episodes a week?!

I thought there used to be a Sunday episode? So it was Sun-Thurs?

Ah yes there’s been 6 couples so far hasn’t there

I’d only counted 5. Forgot about Mel & Luke 😂

LIB reunion tomorrow I think! 😀

I think it’s Mon-Thurs and then we have a whole 3 days of nothing 😫

Easily done 😂

The Pink Princess of Romcoms isn’t holding my attention span 😂

We'll all be here moaning on Friday night 😂

😆 🤣

Although she’s awful, I have sympathy for her. She’s very insecure about her looks. Textbook that she had sex with him too soon.

playing catch up, I’ll be back, but anyone who did a vomit face about my cat would be in the bin

It does look like that. Although, I dated a 6ft guy with 29" inside leg in trs and a 5ft 9 guy with 31" inside leg in trs.

Regarding height, did she say she's 5ft 9"? Quite small for modelling. I'm a fair bit taller, same height as DH. We don't care that I'm taller even in Birkenstocks or just because I stand up straighter. Some blokes are so insecure.

Re Bec - she reminds me of Judy Tszuke. Late 70s singer of 'Stay with me til Dawn' fame

My last ex was 6’2 but didn’t really look it because he had short legs and a long body.

Shit lids are clearly in fashion in oz, the sock shortage seems to be over though.

Although she's a bit weak and sulky, I think he's revolting. The brownish suit, the messy Julius Caesar haircut and the gum chewing and disposal.

I wish the episodes were shorter tbh just one hour I lose the will to live watching any longer. Well the ixperts have done another fine job of miss matching misfits. The only couple I have hope for at mo is CEO and Barbie - who knew!