MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

No.

They've all been practicing on Danny, by the looks of it

Does Lambo guy think he’s making a porno?

So the Danaconda came out to play but didn’t enjoy the game.

You could tell she liked his anaconda probably more than his character.

We all thought Bec was a decent human being. Ah well.

Danny’s chest looks like a primary school jotter

Perhaps he made the quip about being bailed out, because of his prison tattoos.

Maybe she’s like Dean.

Loses weight and becomes a bit of a twat.

Maybe he's on the run...
Or soon will be...

Seems like they had some sort of row? Maybe she doesn’t remember

Do feel a bit sorry for Bec, being basically called a shit shag on national tv...

Can say I blame him, she seems like the type that would be complaining throughout the whole session

if she starts rapping, I'm out.

Well if your main thing is liking a guy for what he’s packing but not liking much else about him then you get what you deserve.

😂😂 God yes!

It’s rarely great the first time, outside of films.

This honeymoon looks well shit. The producers clearly didn't want to spend too much money on their biggest hater.

God, I thought that was some kind of parakeet, but just Rachel laughing

Oh no

Will she kiss him better?

You need flip flops in a steam room.

🤣🤣🤣

Note to self, do not leave kitchen cupboard door open and focusing on here typing. I just smashed my forehead into the open door so tomorrow I’m probably gonna have a massive bruise like I got into a bar fight 😩😅

She's probably scared off any wildlife.