MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

I'd forgotten about her...ugh....
And what's the with mixed up rock paper scissors!?

Ironic that Mel is a “communications specialist”.

God, these two are dull.

Mel is moaning but isn’t actually making any effort

Hard to have chat with someone who can only communicate as a rom com character

OMG these two are terminal

The tension of this game is killing me....simple game of rock paper scissors and they're making a meal of it!

She probably thought mice sewed her dress and sprinkled it with fairy dust after🙄

Its not sponsored by Tui like the UK one

Princess bitch

This princess shit is getting old

The joke about the future wedding picture was terrible though 🤣

Im starting to think she does

Yes, but that country is the size of the continent

Perhaps Mel will improve when she gets beyond infant school?

The producers must be really struggling if they have had to put this much if rock paper scissors in!

I don’t think he does love

😄😄😄 I saw this coming

sex pest bec

I get the feeling the Danaconda is going to refuse going back there...

Oh no, no chemistry between Bert and Ernie 😱

Daniel's anaconda.

OK, Bec better have some smashing personality in spades that's hiding somewhere there because, so far, she's massively off putting and unlikeable.

I wonder if there are any decent tattoo artists in Australia?

Bert and ernie were snogging on the plane