MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

This episode is kind of dull tbh 😄😄😄

I don’t have a cat.

Or a dog.

Because my Mom is allergic to fur, so don’t want to take the risk

I’ll have to go and take a pic of my neighbours cat to join in any cat pics. Might be hard because he usually buggars off over the fields until 4am.

Omg it’s Leigh & Leah

Why is she obsessed with the crown?

shot of the vodka there. She was way pissed 😵‍💫

Bit mean, she could have just accepted it but not worn it!

We need dinners. It’s always a bit meh until they all meet up

Why do they say “intimacy” instead of “shagging”. It annoys me.

She's definitely one odd fish

So many pretty cats! I hope Becs is watching...

Bert copped a feel of Ernie? (I've no idea which one is which...I never knew)

FiJI! Drink!

Poor 6ft Chris, how did he fit on that couch?

I know. She touched his penis. That’s intimate isnt it?

Doesn’t want a party boy. Pissed as a fart at her own wedding. Seems legit.

That's not gonna be good for insecure Chris.

Other way round! Look at the head shapes as a guide 😁

I always want to fast forward through the weddings they’re boring agree dinner parties are the best

Pwetty Pwink Pwincess is still sulking I see

Mel is really annoying me now.
Mardy bird.

Good grief.

It’s painful watching Mel & Luke.

She’s making it so awkward by being such a childish knob.

And he has zero chat.

For a communications specialist, she seems shite at it

Lock her in the tower!

Pwetty pink Mel thinks a successful marriage and relationship happens by magic

How come most are in Australia for their honeymoon, lol

I want Thailand or Bora Bora not the same damn country 😂