MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

Well it is tipping it down, so probably chilly..

Yes but apparently it's freezing according to him!

Why bother when it's not going to stick

His family seem nice. Normal!

He deliberately didn’t say he thought she looked beautiful

Note how he didnt say first impression was that she’s beautiful

He doesn't care. He really doesn't care. (Ironically, his name is actually Chris!)

I know but she looks like she’s going to the library not his wedding

Withholding compliments. Twat.

I thought the cheeky sod after saying he’s all about looks.. now it’s all about personality. He’s such a twerp

I think it pains him that he was matched with someone beautiful

I like Chris. I like them a bit drier

Ok I’ve just started 3. Maybe I’ ll think differently by the end.

Has he asked her any questions about herself?

I remember your cat from the MAFSUK threads when we posted pet photos because the show was so dire!

What was the prison joke all about?

100%

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs
Lucy thinks your Chris is very handsome indeed.

MAFS cat version!

😂😂😂

In sadder times

No, he’s a negging prick

And now a thigh stroke , what on earth?

wtf???

👍 agreed

I think Chris should sort his eyebrows out. And grow out that awful fade

Thats right! I remember half way through an episode he farted and left in disgust. Which resonated with many on the thread...

Becs fine now she's pissed.

She's not bothered because she has snacks!