MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Shes so weird

She’s vile

I hate the photoshoots - very cringey

Jacqui is back

She’s absolutely off her trolley

She seems somewhat deranged

Is Bec testing him like Alissa tested thingy? What is up with these women?

My rescue cat is currently having a wash on my lap and if she thought beyond her next snack she be upset at Bic's retching over rescues. How rude!

I love the cringe 😂

Sadly I don’t think she is.

This!!

They’ve all watched too much Love Island. ‘It’s not true love unless it’s been tested’.

Yeah what people mean by that is going through serious difficult times together, not wafting a model past him and going bananas if he looks.

So Bec and Gia clashed at the hen do right? Bec’s true colours are starting to show.

Is there a virus going round the set that makes people neurotic?
Im amazed that people marrying a stranger are shocked to find it might not match with the fairytale they've had in their head since they were 12

Bec is not my friend.

How many more evenings of weddings? I want the dinner party!

No, as another owner of a rescue cat, I don't like her!

you’d think most of them know they’re going on MAFS and all that it entails.

Haha she doesn’t take any shit

He wanted to be top dog. Ha ha ha

Really? Really? REALLY?

They all have very red faces at this wedding.

He gets to be a top bog

His mum cld have made an effort - she’s wearing a jumper to her son’s wedding??

Was just thinking the same