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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

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dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:14

Chocolate Nigerian prince - vomit.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:14

Has there been a black guy on mafsau before?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:15

Any man who refers to himself as chocolate is an instant ick 🤢😔

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:15

Is Alissa the bride from the beginning that said “I can’t marry you” at the alter?

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:15

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:13

Alissa is going to be a darling we all root for. But there’s gonna be drama’s along the way.

Super pretty though.

Yeah that’s the vibe I’m getting as well!

I don’t know why, I just get a feeling she’s going to end up being someone we like.

MrsPatmore · 09/03/2026 20:15

Wtf! ‘Chocolate Nigerian Prince’

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:15

I wonder if this ' Rapper ' has got any videos on YouTube...?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:16

You srent too nice. It's the rapping

100%

FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:16

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:15

Is Alissa the bride from the beginning that said “I can’t marry you” at the alter?

I think so.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:17

FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:16

I think so.

Is she a bit of a Nazi?

notasadvertised · 09/03/2026 20:17

He could be the nicest chocolate prince in the world but having to listen to fiddy cent every morning would be the breaker for me 😂

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:17

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:15

Is Alissa the bride from the beginning that said “I can’t marry you” at the alter?

Do you think that scene is as it’s painted though?

Like they’ve shown that but it’s a joke or something?

Never know with these producer edits 😂

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:17

Chocolate wrapper will love Alissa

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:17

FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:16

I think so.

Reckon she’s a raging racist? Declares she can’t marry him then throws the train of her dress over her head like a KKK hood and storms out? It’d be a first!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:17

notasadvertised · 09/03/2026 20:17

He could be the nicest chocolate prince in the world but having to listen to fiddy cent every morning would be the breaker for me 😂

This

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:18

Hoping for calm
Peaceful destination

oh dear

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:18

I can’t bear men who wear chunky necklaces

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:19

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:17

Chocolate wrapper will love Alissa

Chocolate Wrapper 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:19

Is he going to be shorter then her?

YiddlySquat · 09/03/2026 20:19

I’m watching late about 20 minutes in

WTF is Gia?!

Is it just me or it she not even that attractive? Don’t mean to be nasty but there’s about 8 women a lot better looking. The Lithuanian lady is absolutely stunning. And Bec reminds me of Taylor Swift

MrsPatmore · 09/03/2026 20:20

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:17

Chocolate wrapper will love Alissa

🤣

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:20

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:19

Chocolate Wrapper 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's his nickname! Let's Lock It In 😂

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:20

Those bridesmaid dresses are awful

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:20

It’s going to be ‘I’m not worthy because I’m mental and drunk and as such, I cannot marry you’.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:21

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:20

That's his nickname! Let's Lock It In 😂

😄😄

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