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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

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dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:21

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:20

Those bridesmaid dresses are awful

They remind me of the ones at the Ramsay Peaty wedding.

FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:21

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:17

Reckon she’s a raging racist? Declares she can’t marry him then throws the train of her dress over her head like a KKK hood and storms out? It’d be a first!

I wouldn't put it past them. 😂

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:22

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:21

They remind me of the ones at the Ramsay Peaty wedding.

Yes. Look very ill fitting. And no bras 🤦🏽‍♀️

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:22

I will catch the rest of this later on as just about to watch Gone with DH.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:22

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:22

Yes. Look very ill fitting. And no bras 🤦🏽‍♀️

Boobs heading in different directions ...

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 20:22

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:22

Yes. Look very ill fitting. And no bras 🤦🏽‍♀️

Nighties!

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:23

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:22

Boobs heading in different directions ...

One’s at the ceremony the other’s already at the bar.

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:24

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:23

One’s at the ceremony the other’s already at the bar.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

notasadvertised · 09/03/2026 20:25

WHERE IS THE LAUGHING EMOJI WHEN YOU NEED IT!! 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:26

Why isn't her Mum there?

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:26

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:26

Why isn't her Mum there?

KKK meeting

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:26

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:26

KKK meeting

😂

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:27

Aw she looks beautiful

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:27

Ha, did you see that sign? Wrong Way, Go Back!!!

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:27

The bloke in the pink t-shirt made me take a second look as I thought Harrison had walked in as a guest 🤣

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 20:27

Venue looks like a hotel foyer.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:27

'Wrong way, go back'😬😬

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:28

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 20:27

Venue looks like a hotel foyer.

The weddings are always so beautiful until they drop in two extra marriages mid-season and those poor fuckers get a bunch of carnations propped up on some pallets.

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:28

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:27

Ha, did you see that sign? Wrong Way, Go Back!!!

Aw I missed that!

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:29

Adriana is like “Hell, I’ll have him if she doesn’t want him” 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:29

She likes a long black. Jaysus.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:29

A long black

😄😄 oh god

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:30

She looks amazing tbf.

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:30

Is the sound out of whack with the visual or is that just my All4 playing up?

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:31

She looks like she’s about to have a nervous breakdown.

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