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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

OP posts:
FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:08

A female version of Mum? 🙃

MrsPatmore · 09/03/2026 20:08

Steven seems nice and steady. Suprised he’s been single for so long.

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:08

These 2 seem like a genuinely good match ( famous last word I know...)

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 20:09

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:08

Oh so they’ve put the two sob stories who haven’t had a relationship for years, together

Needy corner. What could go wrong🤷‍♀️

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:09

His Mum seems like a bit of a cow.

Rollergirl11 · 09/03/2026 20:09

FergoMcFergFace · 09/03/2026 20:08

A female version of Mum? 🙃

Yeah, what does he mean by that??

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:09

MrsPatmore · 09/03/2026 20:08

Steven seems nice and steady. Suprised he’s been single for so long.

I wonder if he has any oomph

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 20:09

MrsPatmore · 09/03/2026 20:08

Steven seems nice and steady. Suprised he’s been single for so long.

There will likely be a reason

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:09

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:08

Oh so they’ve put the two sob stories who haven’t had a relationship for years, together

Yup lock it in

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:10

I bet they live at opposite ends of the country.

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:10

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 20:09

Needy corner. What could go wrong🤷‍♀️

Innit. He’s going to be terrified of affection, she’s going to want reassurance through touch. There’s gonna be tears and 💔

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:10

Appalonia · 09/03/2026 20:08

These 2 seem like a genuinely good match ( famous last word I know...)

You’ve doomed it now @Appalonia

When it’s all going down in flames we’ll know who to blame

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:11

I'm so glad this is back 😄😄😄

menopausalfart · 09/03/2026 20:11

They both have mad eyes, lock it in.

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:11

Our Mel looks 😍 in peachy apricot.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 20:12

Do we really need 2 obnoxious women?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 20:12

This woman would be so awful to work with omg

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:12

A nurse and social media manager - excuse me, what?

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:12

Alyssa - I need a daddy 🤢

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:12

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 20:12

Alyssa - I need a daddy 🤢

Match her with the old silver fox.

MrTwisterHasABlister · 09/03/2026 20:13

Alissa is going to be a darling we all root for. But there’s gonna be drama’s along the way.

Super pretty though.

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 20:13

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:12

A nurse and social media manager - excuse me, what?

I don’t think posting thirsty gym photos on your own Instagram counts as ‘managing’ does it? 🧐

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 20:14

Wanker alert 🚨

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 20:14

I don’t think Alecia will be as bad/annoying as they’re painting her.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 09/03/2026 20:14

She’s on the wrong show if she’s looking for commitment tbh

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