MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

And then fuck off again

Yep

I hope not

Rachael is going to get dickhead.

There i am watching eastenders like a bastard 🙄🙄🙄

Sat!

Have i missed much?

If they do it's just the shittiest thing, she's put her trust in them and if they would be kyboshing her chances from the off.

They're gonna fuck her over again and again.

Charisma and confidence coach 🙄

The older woman looks like a v beautiful Katie Hopkins.

Rebecca looks like a Tory.

Haha she totally does 😂

Rebecca looks similar to Lucinda

@Appalonia is there such a thing?

I think that my 4od is behind

Rebecca does look like a better looking (and hopefully less bigoted) version of katie hopkins!

And here comes the nut job!

Gia seems lacking in confidence lol

Didn't really need the close up of pasta/boobs thanks!

Yes Gia, I also feel certain you are not here for love either...

Gia should probably be paired with Chris 😂

Oh dear.

She's stunning though, gia

Gis needs to be paired with the knobhead

Nah, way prettier than her in this cast.

EFT

Gia has a very large head.

Gia's very fake - maybe her knuckles are real.