MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Stunning if half of her weren’t fake lips, tits, hair !

Yes pasta boobs unnecessary.

Gia obviously has a high opinion of herself but she seems to place a lot of store on her looks (there are better looking women there). Some of her comments are not nice so we’re about to see an ugly personality.

Gia reminds me of Jennifer Coolidge

And henceforth, she shall now be known as pastaboobs.

@Appalonia I love her.

Pastaboobs. Do we have our first nickname?🤪😂

I can see a Bacofoil too.

Yeah I like pastaboobs

MrSyrah is in the room and his thoughts on Gia are not especially complimentary.

He is a sensible man.

Pasta tits.

Ooh I love the nicknames! I watched the first 5 episodes last week and I still can't remember anyone's names...

Pastaboobs Just needs to dial down the work a bit but her boobs are good no?

Big boobs are back in vogue ladies

@mumofoneAloneandwell Had mine reduced as I couldn't stand them.

he’ll now be known as Chris Pratt (Hope film star Chris won’t mind lol)

She is not at all attractive so is that fake confidence?

No fucking way. Jen is SEXY!

Love the way Bec shut that down!

Bec is not taking any of Pastaboob's shit.

I'm needing to get mine reduced and lifted

They definitely don't look that good when I'm draining my spaghetti

Oh Gia needs a slap 👋🏼

Bitch fest

The girls are bringing the beef early this year!

@mumofoneAloneandwell Well worth it. No more back pain.

Bec is like a Mumsnetter, bit cynical and takes no bullshit. She's one of us!