MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Chris seems very irritating

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Chris is a plant to stir everyone up!

Chris seems like a bit of a knob already

Don't the ladies always get done dirty...same this year by looks of it! I'm staying out of thinking anyone seems nice too soon cause I ALWASY get it wrong!

Chris is a twat

I forgot about the 850 ad breaks

It’s giving a bit of Harrison.

Ads give us a chance to catch up though!

What a Pratt Chris is

This guy is as unattractive on the inside as he is on the outside. Why do unappealing blokes have such a high level of entitlement??

Some of the guys are a bit interchangeable - it's the Traitors all over again 😁

Maybe I’m naive but do you think they actually do plant someone to stir things up? As in an actor or something?

Yes! There are at least 2 that I know I am going to get mixed up

I don't think they need to. They're very good at picking the people who will cause the most chaos.

I think they select people who will be entertaining.

That’s what I thought - they may pick annoying people but wouldn’t go as far as employing a plant

I hope they match Chris with someone feisty but I bet they won't.

No. They don’t. But they do cast people who come in with that attitude, knowing they are an arse and will piss people off. They’re then produced hard to ensure they’re that character on steroids.

This one is a little like Jacqui!

They'll put Bec with the dickhead.

Bec will get screwed over with her ‘husband’

Checking in!

Charisma consultant. Fuck off.

Oh God, they're going to put Rachel with Chris, aren't they?