MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

She looked about 8, judging from the back of her and her height on the photo.

So her DD is 8

Is she not a bit old to be a “house mum”?
Who is supporting her financially if she’s a SAHM?

The word "kid" is so dismissive..."daughter" is much better.

I thought she was a disability support worker?

I would want my DS at my fake wedding

onlyfans?

I can’t see it working with them with his hard work and early starts. Can’t see it gelling with a child.

I think Princess sulky might have been better for the flash guy.

She's s disability support worker.

That’s what she said.

🤣🤣

Yes!

Not slutty enough

Her uncle described her as a house mum but he may be misinformed 🤣

But you couldn't put Ms Fancytits with Farmer Luke.
Or maybe you could......( evil.laugh)

I think it’s also hard to know what has been going on in the background with the production team wanting to create maximum drama.

Dance Moms looks 100% authentic eh?

Could have been worse, he could have described her as a house plant..

I have worked in a few 'dance' environments and there's an element of truth in it!

Sulky Sandra Bullock

🤣

Realllly hold on to that grudge Barbie.

That’s what marriage thrives on 👍

It’s all part of the RomCom plot, innit?

Feel a bit sorry for Luke

Get over it woman

Is Late Groom blubbering a bit?