MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

John is about to get kicked out

Always the pissed up uncle.

A child isn’t a secret. Her attitude is weird.

Her attitude is disgusting, she's your kid not a secret bunion

Scott is more likely to back off if he finds out from someone else! She should be telling him now instead of arguing with her uncle

Taxi for John

Uncle John's a bogan. Look at the chunky gold earrings.

Why does Gia want her child to be a secret?

This is grim. Just tell the guy. Why is it a secret?!

If it was me I’d have been talking about them, it’s a big part of you FGS.

His Mum doesn’t seem unhappy about a step grandchild. Dad, maybe not so much.

This is why there is dancing at weddings. They should have had him up to the Birdie Song, kept him from gabbing

That kid is going to watch this and learn her mum is ashamed about her

The worst part is her daughter will probably find out one day that her mum behaved like she’s something to be ashamed of. Poor kid. Not sure why these women have kids when they’re so embarrassed by it

Also did anyone spot the

🎶 Scotty doesn’t know 🎶

If he's seen this programme before he must know that some brides and grooms have kids.

Run Scott run.
By the look on his face.

if the man doesn’t want you to have a child you lock them in the attic? Put them up for adoption?

Weird as fuck

If it was going to put him off what difference would a couple of hours make, you daft bint?

This is why we eloped.

That kid is going to be so embarrassed at school!

Scott seems like a nice guy.

Guess they’re going to be the nice-guy-matched-with-a-bitch couple this year

How old is Gia’s daughter??

Tbf, that was a given from the word go

He should be happy it’s just the one “kid”!

She's 8