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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

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QuaintMauveCrow · 10/03/2026 20:40

Gias best friends have got to be coked up, surely? Or actors… that can’t be real 😳

StaySpicy · 10/03/2026 20:40

It's so transparent, setting camp bestie up to tell about the daughter.

MargoLivebetter · 10/03/2026 20:40

lol, that question wasn’t predictable at all!!!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 20:41

QuaintMauveCrow · 10/03/2026 20:40

Gias best friends have got to be coked up, surely? Or actors… that can’t be real 😳

It's one of the two and I don't know which 😄

FuzzyPuffling · 10/03/2026 20:44

Farmer Luke's hair is awful. Was it styled by the local sheep shearer?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/03/2026 20:46

This is painful. Princess Petulant is really getting on my tits

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 20:46

Can't work out if she's being unreasonable or not? Was it the lateness or would she have not liked him anyway?

dillite · 10/03/2026 20:46

RomCom Barbie is so childish though

Donttellempike · 10/03/2026 20:47

She’s acting like a 6 year old

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 20:47

Yeah this tactic is childish 😒

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/03/2026 20:47

Even her mum thinks she's being a drama queen!

Pianoaholic · 10/03/2026 20:47

He's just not following the film script.
She's probably expecting non stop compliments etc.

dillite · 10/03/2026 20:47

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 20:46

Can't work out if she's being unreasonable or not? Was it the lateness or would she have not liked him anyway?

I think had her Pwetty Pwincess day wasn't ruined, she would be fine

loveawineloveacrisp · 10/03/2026 20:47

Fucking hell Mel love. Build a bridge and get over it.

YiddlySquat · 10/03/2026 20:47

I missed the first half, why is this woman in such a sulk? Did he suffocate her cat or something?

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 20:47

The mum seems really lovely and wise.

RobynRB · 10/03/2026 20:48

It's not his fault the producers sent you down the aisle... who does that

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 10/03/2026 20:48

If only there had been a way of letting the bridal party know what was happening with the rings

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 20:48

Princess needs a Charlotte york reality check 🙄

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 20:49

YiddlySquat · 10/03/2026 20:47

I missed the first half, why is this woman in such a sulk? Did he suffocate her cat or something?

He was v late cos he forgot the rings and had to go back!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 10/03/2026 20:50

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/03/2026 20:50

Nice one, Uncle Gobshite

Pianoaholic · 10/03/2026 20:50

D'oh!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 20:50

His parents seem thoroughly decent

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/03/2026 20:51

Get your coat, John

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