MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

He has an odd shaped head.

She sounds perfect...... ?
What?

" She sounds perfect"...
For what?????

Uh oh. “Don’t diss the woman who raised him before you meet her or talk about your tits in the vows”. That’s what finishing school taught me.

His parents are being very tactful!

Playboy

Yes! I keep thinking that as well.

His Dad is thunderstruck by the air balloons too.

It covers more than I expected her to have covered.

I feel they’re both struggling with their veneers!

Big gloves

What man boasts that they're moisturised in their wedding vows?!

is he hopping about because he’s fot a chub on and there’s not enough space in his tight trousers?

Has she got a tattoo on the inside of her ear? It looks green but I can't quite tell.

Think so!

They used to be called metrosexuals. In the olden days 😂

Oh, both of them have clip on veneers

Nah, he trod on a weaver fish, but it wasn't quite as painful as being faced with her.

I hope noone says anything.....wonder who might..

Her friend (big gob) will probably tell him

The ones you can order from Temu?

They definitely look like it

You can’t keep a child secret though can you? If it’s a deal breaker that’s it 😵‍💫

Yup, Mr Gobalot look-at-me will be straight in there

I would've had a photo of the child in my hand to show him post vowels tbh, whats the hold up 🤔