MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Wedding dress doesn't cover much

We’re late! Only just started on last night’s. Omg that over-laugher Rachel. Everything I hate in a woman.

As an aside, are all Australian colour themes so hideous? Peach? Is it 1985? Are the flowers always so terrible?

I can't get past his fking teeth.

Thank goodness she's wearing underpants

Showing the garter - tacky.

I can’t watch

I’ve started watching half way through as the 4 app won’t let me rewind.

Im thinking I won’t watch the first half as Gia’s friends are nauseating.

Why are the Aussie wedding dresses so awful?

I would

Run Scotty

She looks like a stripper gram

Those plastic shoes were $1500?!? They look like she’s borrowed them from her Daughters dressing up box.

They’re giving slimy toe sweat 🤮

The shoes! The garter! Her pants!

He's just mesmirised by the fake boobs!😂

Classy!!

Scott is dazzled by those overinflated funbags

Gia and her friends remind me of when you go to someone’s hen do/birthday party, and you meet other people you’ve never met, and they’re absolute twats you have the suffer the evening with

He looks disappointed 😬😄

I can see her pants!!!!!!

He has better taste than I credited him with.

Her teeth are only veneered at the front. You can see the unplastered ones when she smiles.

Im quite amazed she's wearing any...

I expect he was hoping for classy🤷‍♀️

BUT THE BABIES WILL HAVE HER OLD NOSE MAMA

His teeth don't look bad though

Hers though...

And both of their old teeth