MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

It's come to a pretty pass when the adverts are respite.

Hahahaha

Australian vocal fry is even more annoying than the American one. How do pp learn to speak like that?

Gia and her two friends deserve each other. I was bullied at school too but I’m not a bitch.

Soooo staged it’s ridiculous. And boring. Do the producers think we are idiots? Nobody behaves like this on someone else’s wedding day.

Same. Well except about people on MAFS. I’m a perfect delight in real life though. Too nice, if anything.

He's got the opposite of The Halo Effect. He's going to have to work REALLY hard to come back from this. And she's already got the ick!

Something tells me he'll constantly be letting her down. But he's got alot to live up to as she's expecting her romcom life (through pink tinted glasses)

What the hell is that supposed to be... put your heads together - hahaha

Gia should be with this guy and she should be with Mr ceo

Get off that fence 😂😂😂

Is there any man in existence that could live up to her expectations?

Can someone please shoot the man of horror honour

Why does he keep saying “I’ve known her for over 10 years”

Its giving desperate friend who wants to be seen as the ultimate bestie to get screen time

Ken?

I like his mums dress.

Do they not choose where their venues are?

Sorry but Mr ceo is sexy 😄

Ew minus the earring

Please let her fall, please let her fall....

That’s a big buttonhole Scott’s got!

For a self-important queen, the overly gay friend sure does have shit hair

I’m going to a friend’s wedding in the summer, I might turn up coked off my face and scream ‘I’ve known him [checks notes] 31 YEARS’ during the ceremony.

But I probably won’t, because I’m a normal person.

He is cute, fair play

Gia is too old to be like this

Actually he does look a bit like a Ken, so yes he would have been a better match for Barbiegirl