MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

This all seems staged as well (the OTT friends)

Jesus Christ

I want to punch these two

If she suffered with bullying when younger, then all of the cosmetic surgery and fake tan etc could be a cover for all of those things she felt insecure about. Covering over the lack of confidence underneath.

Or she could just be a knob with a gob, with a caring job.

You’ve got the makings of a rap there👍

That escalated quickly

Oh he is a nightmare and a knob

Slap him

There's always the token gay friend who's totally OTT and tries to steal the limelight. Boooorrring

Christ he’s irritating as fuck

I reckon these two are producer plants

Is he trying out for some film role or something?!

Who the fuck are this pair of cunts?

Friend I'll. He is awful.

Coked up?

If she was bullied so much when she was young why is she at pains to be such a nasty twat to the other wives?

WHY does this guy er add another syllable to every word that he says er...??😂

Dean’s got nothing on me 😎

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The least entertaining gay in the village.

Who the fuck are these two extras? No interest in Mr Camp Extra Syllables!!!!!

It's a bit early to be hearing 'I'm done' isn't it?

Er-boy is incredibly irritating and definitely playing it up to the cameras. Either because production asked him to or because he's an idiot.

My toddler has started doing that. God knows where he’s got it from but we’re correcting him EVERY TIME.

He looks like Kevin-er Spacey-er