MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Hahahaha

Oh here we go. Two sex pests together.

She looks like Stiffler's Mum

Oh God, not her

God he's a bore

So he wants a trophy wife and she wants a man who will pay for all the cosmetic surgery.

And they both want lots of sex.

Bwahahaha. He's gonna be in for a hellava ride.

This could work!

Oh. He will hate dating a woman with a child.

He won’t want her to have a child I’m sure

Very shocked by her job! Thought she's be an online influencer or botox practitioner tbh.

Is this the Playboy Bunny cow from the hen night?

She looked pretty different before!

Ha I said that yesterday!😂

Yep

I think she must be quite caring if she’s a disability support worker - there’s probably a bit more to Gia than she presents. I don’t think flash guy will want a mum with a small child.

I have one of those, thankfully 😂

Can you put a car seat in a Lamborghini?

So all this fluff is not what she’s really like then?

She wants to find a positive role model for her daughter by acting an arse on TV

Can’t get one in mine

I used to do that job. Doesn't always attract the people you may assume.

Gia is the wrong woman for him 😄😄

Sounds like she has created a persona for herself as a result of being bullied as a child. And that persona is a "nightmare".

Who are these clowns?