MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

That frock is a crime.

Oh FFS love.

Stop with the fucking romcom crap

He has truly awful hair

She was hoping for a Hugh Grant but instead got Adam Sandler

Late to the party this year- was expecting it on at 9pm! This pair are dire!!!

Think I'll tell Dh my life hasn't turned out like a romcom and see what he says!

Oooh, now we have Lambo guy.

Not to be a dick, he just literally looked like one, standing there chewing gum 😄

Captain Flashheart has arrived

If Car Boy is never at home, what does he need a wife for?

Hate him already. Manisphere vibes

To look pretty and tell him what a legend he is

What he needs is a bitchy nightmare Italian

Totally would give me the ick straight away. Fancy chewing gum on your wedding day.

Car guy looks very motivated, I hope they don't put him with a slob 🤣

Hope so!!

She’s the flat white to yesterday’s long black. Should have matched them.

He wouldn't be there to hear it though

God what a bore! Give me a guy with a dadbod who likes to go down the pub.

😄😄

Oh no, he’s got pasta boobs!

Voice note?

Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?

So he wants a shiny new accessory who'll tell him how awesome his dick is.

Serve him right 😂😂😂