MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Looks like a wardrobe malfunction is about to occur

Oh God here we go with the colours again

Oh fuck off with the blue and pink crap

Look at him chewing gum 🤣

Now I can hear the gum chewing….

100%!! She's a bit whiny and pathetic. Why aren't there any fine examples of strong (but not nuts) women on here yet.

She's still on about this blue and pink rubbish.
Wonder what she thinks of his shitty brown suit.

She's so pretty - her looks would work more if she had some spark in her personality, rather than just fairy princess

He's definitely not of the cultured variety

Ewwwww

Her boobs look like they're being squished flat.

😄😄 omgggg

Ditch the gum, mate

And he just gave it to someone! Ewwww

He looks like an estate agent

Who swallows gum???

Because wild horses wouldn’t get them on this bollocks 😂😂😂

I know. Isn't it basically plastic

Urgh with the gum!

Ouch. That's extremely accurate.

His sisters will eat her alive 😄

Don’t they know if you swallow gum it winds itself around your intestines!

At least that’s what we got told as kids 😂

Love that he said he'd get the spiders out before she had a chance to see them - not a small thing in Australia!!

I do. It just poops out.

@Donttellempikefair point 😂