MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Just borrow some ffs.

I'm a pink, he's a blue.... one day we'll make a purple.

Surely a pink or a blue. Or are you actively hoping for a TG?

Oh this is definitely done on purpose to set her up for failure and disappointment

Surely the producers just tell the brides limo driver to take the long way round?

Oh wait, no drama that way.

Devastating for the Princess Bride

This is ridiculous and unfair

This is stupid.

We all know they wouldn’t let the bride walk down the aisle knowing the groom isn’t there yet, unless it was done for ‘drama’.

If you’re going to stage something, make it more convincing than that 🙄

Seems very staged and she’s the least likely woman to react calmly to him being late.

An aside, I was in Vegas last year and got obsessed with this bonkers show, Sister Wives. It's SO messed up! And to my delight found its on here on TLC channel staring this Thursday ( after MAFS ). Worth a watch...

It really is dumb. We get it, her rim con fairy tale is being ruined, oh no! What would Julia Roberts do?

Is that the one with Cody/Brody? He’s awful to most of his wives except 1? Is it still going?

They probably asked her what her worst nightmare would be and she said arriving at the ceremony with no groom there.

Think he's on his 4th wife now...!

The horses are like 'neigh' he's not riding in on one of us!

This feels really mean.

I mean, I’d walk back up the aisle and go sit somewhere and tell them to come get me when he turns up.

I wouldn’t do this shite

Although I wouldn’t be on this show in the first place

I find the veils that are just plopped to the back of the hair stupid

I keep wanting to hitch up the bodice on her dress - it looks too low.

I agree

The production team should’ve stopped her before she walked down the aisle this is stupid.

She's really NOT impressed

Not liking the grooms mums dress!

Groom is in a brown suit that’s too small. 🤷‍♀️

It makes it look as if her boobs are down by her knees

Doesn’t it!