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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

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dillite · 10/03/2026 19:42

SabrinaThwaite · 10/03/2026 19:41

Yeah … if she can’t change a lightbulb she’s not going to be farmer’s wife material.

I am thinking more along the lines of that Ballerina Farm woman and that Nara Smith one

BellaPommefritio · 10/03/2026 19:43

Good timing of Wren kitchen ad showing mafs sponsor woman moonlighting

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/03/2026 19:43

Just placemarking. Can’t work out if I like Alissa or she really pisses me off. Pink girl is icky. Almost vommed as she was speaking.

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 19:44

They're both v annoying, but in v different ways...

SabrinaThwaite · 10/03/2026 19:44

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 19:42

Definitely but can't see her getting up at 5am to milk cows

Or the ‘you’ve got small hands, you’re going to have to help that lamb out’.

(And that’s from personal experience 😬)

loveawineloveacrisp · 10/03/2026 19:44

Pink girl is a sap. Who buys milk on a Friday night, and not wine.

Donttellempike · 10/03/2026 19:45

QueSyrahSyrah · 10/03/2026 19:40

Found her a wedding present!

😂😂😂

dillite · 10/03/2026 19:45

loveawineloveacrisp · 10/03/2026 19:44

Pink girl is a sap. Who buys milk on a Friday night, and not wine.

Yoofs today just don't know what they are doing or how to live

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/03/2026 19:45

Rachel and her laughter. No. That’d grate on my after a while immediatly.

Donttellempike · 10/03/2026 19:45

loveawineloveacrisp · 10/03/2026 19:44

Pink girl is a sap. Who buys milk on a Friday night, and not wine.

Nailed it 👍

browneyes77 · 10/03/2026 19:46

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/03/2026 19:45

Rachel and her laughter. No. That’d grate on my after a while immediatly.

It’s already grating on me

Pianoaholic · 10/03/2026 19:46

She literally isn't in the real world is she!

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 19:46

God this girl is SO deluded. Romcoms are not real!

Donttellempike · 10/03/2026 19:47

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/03/2026 19:43

Just placemarking. Can’t work out if I like Alissa or she really pisses me off. Pink girl is icky. Almost vommed as she was speaking.

I couldn’t understand what she was saying most of the time. Prob just as well TBH

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 19:47

SabrinaThwaite · 10/03/2026 19:44

Or the ‘you’ve got small hands, you’re going to have to help that lamb out’.

(And that’s from personal experience 😬)

Edited

😄😄

That does sound cool though omg, I would love to see a lamb being born (from a safe, dry distance)

SabrinaThwaite · 10/03/2026 19:48

Wedding celebrant has her sensible coat on.

SabrinaThwaite · 10/03/2026 19:48

mumofoneAloneandwell · 10/03/2026 19:47

😄😄

That does sound cool though omg, I would love to see a lamb being born (from a safe, dry distance)

It was … an experience!

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 19:49

Uh oh....😱

Pianoaholic · 10/03/2026 19:49

Well forgetting the rings definitely isn't part of the fairytale!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 10/03/2026 19:49

This staged ring crap is annoying

browneyes77 · 10/03/2026 19:50

Why wouldn’t the producers just give him the rings when he gets there?

loveawineloveacrisp · 10/03/2026 19:50

Pianoaholic · 10/03/2026 19:49

Well forgetting the rings definitely isn't part of the fairytale!

Totally staged though, I reckon.

Appalonia · 10/03/2026 19:50

This editing is evil!!😂

dillite · 10/03/2026 19:50

Farmer doesn't want a wife

IAmKerplunk · 10/03/2026 19:50

I hate staged shit like this

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