MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Is it the equivalent of chav?

As far as I understand it from Aussie friends it’s like a rural chav?

Ahh thank you

Oh Rachel. No.

It’s blindingly obvious he has no sexual interest in Rachel.

Oh Rachel you will have to be this man's mum

Has he even looked at the puppies yet?

😄😄😄😫 the first man to manage 100% eye contact without trying

Oh dear. I couldn’t be arsed having to teach a man like this. It’s not about how long you have been single for. It’s just normal chat between people e.g you look nice
This will be his excuse all the time. He’s a write off I think

Wait how are they showing us other clips of the rest of the show, when we haven’t even see the rest of the weddings yet?

Posting their own bloody spoilers!

Alessandra looks so thin, she looked amazing with a bit more weight on

They should put it on on Sundays though, 3 days without it is too much

And there we are. Same time same place tomorrow?

Absolutely, she looked better when she was plump.

Thanks for the company people! See you tomorrow night 🤣

I'm out tomorrow - wahhhh!

I’m nursing a vile cold virus at the moment, so I won’t be going anywhere for the rest of the week 🤧

Get some top class snacks, if you can face them.

Nooo! I was supposed to be out to see The Vagina Monologues tonight but opted to watch the Arsehole Monologues with you fine people instead. Cancel your plans!

Can't. Outing hobby 😂

Golf? The most outing of all the hobbies.

Nahh. A bit of draaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhma.

Can't be as much draaaaaahhhmmmaaa as on this show!

I'll do my best!