MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

😄😄 she's not using it right tbh

Was it Emma?

I think he’s showing no interest in her. It’s maybe shorthand for that

This reminds me of the woman who was paired with the virgin

I bet Stephen doesn’t initiate anything .

Have we got a reverse Sarah and Dean here? Maybe if she got some tats?

Hes 100% a bottom

Couldn’t initiate a piss.

I mean everybody knows to tell a bride she looks beautiful on her wedding day! Especially as she had told him he looked handsome.

She seems to have no real romantic experience. So she doesn’t understand the vibe.

Once again the producers are putting an emotionally vulnerable person through the wringer

Needs his mum to hold it for him

How long before he says he doesn't 'feel a spark'?!

🤣🤣🤣🤮

Yes. He’s not even bothering with any half hearted fakery

I give it 2 weeks max

Or Intimacy week probably won’t have any intimacy and she’ll be begging him for a hug.

I've worked out who Alissa reminds me of. Smithy's girlfriend Sonia in Gavin and Stacey.

Yep! Loved her

Yes 👍

If he has older sisters then it doesn’t apply. It’s if there are older brothers (and this guy has at least one older brother).

Is Alissa a bit of a bogan?

Good, that apology was needed

What's a bogan again?

He’s got one of each but to be fair if any of them were in the closet I’d put my money on his brother. Are they camp or are they just Swedish? Hard to know 😂

Her laugh reminds me of a lodger who lived with me for 2 years until covid hit and she had to move out. Thank goodness. I think he’s either autistic (both my DC are and I feel like I can sense it sometimes) or just a selfish twat.

That daddy bollocks can get right in the bin 🤮