MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

I hope her pelvic floor is strong.

I’m so crap at noticing editing issues like that

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@MrsPatmore Yeah. I'd be in a puddle of piss by now.

He’s gay and scared to tell his mother.

I’ve just noticed your username. I ❤️ Mrs Patmore. She’d have had no time for this wacky fella.

Oooh nice ring tho

Is it mean to say she'd have liked whoever was at the end of the aisle?

Hes kevin from Motherland

Snap

True though, I think.

I think so too 🥺

@loveawineloveacrisp - Your username also describes me 🤣🤣

What does she mean when she keeps saying Daddy?

Is it an Aus thing?

It’s cringing me out

Some might say that by joining the experiment - he is committing to you

Its an Internet thing 😄 - daddy = caretaker

Wondered what the background noise was. It’s Freud spinning in his grave.

Tis a MAFS UK reference!

Ah right!

Clearly I’m just not down with the kids 😂

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David’s female friends are on the case.

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Why is she so obsessed with getting compliments?

He has no interest in Rachel. It’s going to be a car crash