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MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 02/03/2026 18:34

Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

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dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 21:02

I hope she doesn't shake any pasta in that dress.

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 21:03

Anyone who describes themselves as a funny guy who lights up a room definitely isn’t and doesn’t

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 21:03

Rachel does look lovely but I hope she doesn't laugh too much given how low her neckline is!

WineBeforeWhine · 09/03/2026 21:03

She’s got the girls out he’ll have plenty to play with

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 21:03

His Body language. Zero sexual attraction

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 21:04

Please stop laughing...!

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 21:04

God she’s like a pantomime Dame

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 21:04

I'm going to have to start muting her.

loveawineloveacrisp · 09/03/2026 21:04

Fucking hell she's annoying.

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 21:04

I knew she’d be laughing all the way through the ceremony

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 21:04

He has the sexual charisma of Michael mcintyre

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 21:04

I bet someone told her once that they liked her laugh

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 21:05

Those giant flowers have fucked the editing team right over.

WineBeforeWhine · 09/03/2026 21:05

That laugh I’m gonna have to put it on mute

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 21:05

Its a no from me

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 21:05

OMG STOP LAUGHING

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 21:05

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/03/2026 21:04

He has the sexual charisma of Michael mcintyre

‘s left sock

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/03/2026 21:06

Please don't be wacky. Please.

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 21:06

Yes. Tell him no takers for 14 years. That’ll do it 👍

IAmKerplunk · 09/03/2026 21:06

Wacky! Noooooo

Pianoaholic · 09/03/2026 21:06

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/03/2026 21:05

‘s left sock

😅😂

Donttellempike · 09/03/2026 21:07

Cringe central

Iamateadrinker · 09/03/2026 21:07

The editing though.... bouquet/ no bouquet, laughing on a loop
It probably wasn't as bad or prolonged as shown

SabrinaThwaite · 09/03/2026 21:07

He’s making the right faces.

But please, don’t make her laugh cos it’ll never stop.

browneyes77 · 09/03/2026 21:07

His mother crying her eyes out, is making me laugh 😂😂😂

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