MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

They've both scrubbed up well!

I mean, yes - fair point.

But Ines was venomous.

Mum is going to judge Rachel.

He seems gay

I just thought the same.

Way back in the closet

So, is Steven going to be one of those nice guys that isn’t really a nice guy?

My brain is already heading that way

Are you suspicious about this guy at the bus stop he mentioned?!

That laugh!!😱

Oh god, that laugh. They’ll be good match I think though. Not keen on her dress.

😄😄😄 yes

Bus stop = grindr, sorry

Remember when Jamie and Dave last year got married in what appeared to be an underground disused subway station with cocks spray painted on the walls?

Bus stop, gay club, potato potahto.

oh yes she was evil

Mmm. Bus stop or Grindr???

I think so too. I bet he isn’t a great communicator, little self awareness and little emotional
intelligence.

😂😂😂

He's all self-deprecating but probably still expects an Insta model.

Every year they have a woman who’s a bit larger in size than the other ladies, and every year the guy they put her with ends up being an arse who makes her feel like shit about herself.

Will this year be any different?

Hopefully. But I won’t hold my breath.

He reminds me of a guy I once dated. I’m definitely not into the super macho ‘Lads Lad’ type but Christ he was just so WET. Not a speck of Oomph about him.

Plus self esteem on the floor. And it goes to absolute shit for them every time

Youngest child, higher likelihood of being gay (apparently).

On the Alissa wedding

How long do they argue about the bloody knee

Think the chocolate prince is gorgeous and Alissa is a PITA. Shouting “Jesus Christ” at the altar is very crass even if you’re not religious. Her vows are very demanding and “me me me “

Looks pointedly at DH 🧐

I imagine Alissa’s ex didn’t want to commit because she’s stunning but a fucking nightmare

Give that he’s pretty much a self confessed mammas boy, I’m not seeing him having any of those things.

He’s giving too much of the ‘nice guy’ trope.

I don’t believe him. He’ll be another twat who was expecting model arm candy to walk up the aisle.