MAFS UK RÉUNION 2026. THE HAIR HAS CHANGED. THE BOTOX EXPLODED. THE SAME DRAMA IS THERE AND WE STILL DO NOT CARE.

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Bring on the Aussies!

It sure as hell isn't Davide's fault that Keye tried to cure depression with random sex.

He's so petulant.

Run Davide. He’s a needy narc

I hope Davide finds someone lovely.

You weren't my safe space, GRINDR WAS!

Keye is such a knob. Wow. He can not cope with anything not being exactly how he wants it.

He's a trainwreck. Davide's had a lucky escape.

Ok, JR's hair is officially worse than Keye's.

Stop taking the blame, Davide.

Both of them are wearing the same Vivienne Westwood necklaces.

Keye trying to justify his cheating by making out Davide wasn’t at his emotional beck and call 24/7.

Davide, you had a lucky escape!!

Davide has a wedding finger ring on?

Bet Keye tried to sleep with Davide after this bcos he’s a real narc

Ah, the honesty box. Deep joy.

Did Dean end up doing panto?

That’s not what I remember Dean

Here comes the shit stirring box

He is still banging on about the same thing

Julia Ruth’s hair is like she’s been in prison.

Doubt it. No talent.

He wishes.

They still sound scripted.

I still find these two creepy as hell

We haven't heard much from Leah.

Funny how Bailey isn't being grilled even 10% as hard as April was

First rule of misogyny- women are responsible for what men do.