MAFS UK RÉUNION 2026. THE HAIR HAS CHANGED. THE BOTOX EXPLODED. THE SAME DRAMA IS THERE AND WE STILL DO NOT CARE.

[dillite]

Bring on the Aussies!

I think she was at the sandbanks thing, he was kissing her and others took pics, then she fucked off home and he slept with April's friend.

I can't stand all this 'girl's girl', 'girl code' etc - April's right, it's playground stuff. Ideally perhaps she'd have given Rebecca a heads-up, but she wasn't under any obligation to do so imo.

Amazing. Bec is a naughty little hypocrite.

Even Madonna would tell him that outfit is not OK.

Haha! He wishes!

Oooh Becs two sides to every story!

I think Bailey has been desperate to tell everyone that. This was her ex fiance, right? Didn't someone get arrested for stalking a MAFS contestant this year and it was their ex? I think we thought it was Becs

“Sorry love, it’s a bit gay even for me”

Where are Grace and Ashley?

And Leo?

Probably signed an NDA.

Is it just me or do a lot of women not know how to do cleavage any more? I don't mean that in a prudish way - I just wonder what happened to hinting instead of spelling everything out, so to speak (or potentially spilling everything out, with some of these outfits!)

Who is Grace?

Miserable midwife.

If I were him I would have been mortified watching it back. The hot dog digs by April were clearly about him having a small dick... I reckon he went back to Australia.

Jesus completed forgotten bout Grace & Ashley!!

Oh. I had forgotten all about her.

He’s the Welsh rugger bugger. She was weird then normal then a bit weird. Slight, very pretty, long dark hair. Midwife

And Steven?

Maybe he will appear in the Aussie one!

Tiny violins at the ready for Keye... 🙄(I'm a few mins behind)
Also, wtf is wrong with his mirror he genuinely thinks that's a good look?!

That was some great deflection there. Maybe that's where being shiny comes in handy - everything just flicks off you.

Just remembered. He was picking the toilet door lock.

Yup. There was a whole big thing about it.

All the guys are like "what do we do? He is crying, men don't cry"