MAFS UK RÉUNION 2026. THE HAIR HAS CHANGED. THE BOTOX EXPLODED. THE SAME DRAMA IS THERE AND WE STILL DO NOT CARE.

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Bring on the Aussies!

Keye - always the victim as usual 🙄

No, it didn't have a Gails!

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE

Excuses for his own poor behaviour. Leave him to it Davide, he has learned nothing.

What was Keye going through that led to such a tantrum, had someone stolen his skirt or locked him in with the cats?

On Grindr because he was depressed. Not heard that one before.

Fair Play.

I haven’t seen or spoken to mine for 5 years. And we have two kids. Who may get married. 🙀

To think we all worried Davide might be controlling at the start.

I had no-one to talk to so I went on Grindr. Erm, I thought you had some fancy London friends?

His contracts fell through or something along those lines

The man has resilience of a soggy tissue paper sheet

I’ve not get any kids with that one, thank goodness!

Yup. I was waiting for it to pop up the whole time.

I did. . So wrong 😑

Cats ate his skirt

🤣🤣

Did his contracts fall through because he was such a snob in the show I wonder?

Quite! How much did we hear about his hectic London social life during homestays?

So Keye cheating on Davide is Davide’s fault bcos he had a job & a life?

He definitely didn't come across as someone a serious business might want to be associated with.

The Oz one looks ... interesting!!

Run for the hills, Davide.

Fuck off Keye.

Davide is too good for this manchild. You are literally trying to justify what you did this very minute.

LOL! DO YOU THINK I WOULD BEEN ON GRINDR IF I WAS FINE?
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Oh wow.

I think the word you're looking for is 'sorry', Keye...