Masterchef the Professionals Thread 2: Mums, Nans and Nonnas

[Halsall]

And so it continues…….thanks for the title suggestion Esma.

Evening everyone!

Actually from the bar in my accommodation! 🤦‍♀️

Steak and salad lovely

Careful, according to.mn wisdom there'll be a lump of cocaine in it.

An iconic hotel, eh?

Flippin 'eck! Draco Malfoy's had a bit of a career change.

Fawlty Towers?

As they stand outside the Dorchester.
Shes adorable.

Farty Towels? 😂

Haha I was thinking that

I was initially thinking elfin, but I’m leaning towards puckish instead

Ok, she's a very cute Draco Malfoy but with certain facial expressions she is also a teensy bit like Jay from The Inbetweeners.

Evening all. These aren’t really skills tests are they. As was mentioned yesterday, they should be asked to make omelettes, joint a chicken, fillet a fish, make decent custard. The steak Ok, cooking that is a skill, but the salad is just “can these people recreate my personal recipe and use these ingredients that I like “

Well if she wanted them to use specific ingredients to make a dressing you should have specified what sort of a dressing she wanted “and serve with a fish sauce paste dressing.” Skills test or mindreading skills.

Working at The Dorchester or in Dorchester? (à la Polly)

100%

Poor polly nearly burnt her face off pulling that fryer out

I don’t think they are uncommon ingredients

I’d say more than “half decent” given the ridiculous amount they expect and as @viques says mindreading

Ooh, wonder which place in Somerset he works at?

Oh, he turned thirty last year. I thought he said 'It was 10:30 last year, and I just thought "Why not?"' like there was some 11p.m. deadline to apply to MasterChef.

Pub food versus restaurant food. OK. If you are Tom Kerridge ( spelling) otherwise know your limits pub man. Mooli spring onion, erm says it all. Oh now I am going to cut up the papaya and see what happens…… Do you want pork scratchings with that?

That’s what I heard too!

Ben kind of has the vibe of someone who would be hanging out with Jez in Peep Show.

how do you burn TWO lots of noodles

And not know how to rest a steak

Yea that's a bit!!!!

Flaffffle!