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Masterchef the Professionals Thread 2: Mums, Nans and Nonnas

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Halsall · 20/02/2026 20:09

And so it continues…….thanks for the title suggestion Esma.

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Halsall · 03/03/2026 20:24

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:23

What is the point of poussin?

Was just thinking that.

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LaMarschallin · 03/03/2026 20:25

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:22

Game chips! God, I remember those from the 70s and 80s.

I remember my mother teaching me how to eat them by sticking them on to the stuffing (or similar edible glue) on my fork 😄

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:25

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:23

What is the point of poussin?

I guess it's a chicken that you can cook in a time-pressured television segment

PotterHead1985 · 03/03/2026 20:26

That is not on the crown AT ALL

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:26

'That's a nicely massaged bird!'

Matthew's been possessed by Gregg!

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2026 20:26

5 minutes cripes

ilovesooty · 03/03/2026 20:27

Oh dear.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:27

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:25

I guess it's a chicken that you can cook in a time-pressured television segment

Well hopefully otherwise there'll be some poorly tums.

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2026 20:27

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:26

'That's a nicely massaged bird!'

Matthew's been possessed by Gregg!

Was about to say this 🤣

PotterHead1985 · 03/03/2026 20:28

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:26

'That's a nicely massaged bird!'

Matthew's been possessed by Gregg!

Hahahahaha

He said 'it's fine'. That means it's shite it my language when referring to food. If someone tells me my cooking is fine it would break my heart. One step up from there is 'nice' with no elaboration

TheAutumnCrow · 03/03/2026 20:28

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:26

'That's a nicely massaged bird!'

Matthew's been possessed by Gregg!

He needs to be better possessed of a personality.

Even DP used the word ‘superfluous’ and he’s not usually a man of syllables at this time of the day, when the moon is up.

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:29

The Sauce of Fear!

ShamedBySiri · 03/03/2026 20:29

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:26

'That's a nicely massaged bird!'

Matthew's been possessed by Gregg!

Noooo. He’s such a nice clean living boy. 😱

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:29

PotterHead1985 · 03/03/2026 20:28

Hahahahaha

He said 'it's fine'. That means it's shite it my language when referring to food. If someone tells me my cooking is fine it would break my heart. One step up from there is 'nice' with no elaboration

And edible. I'd be getting my coat at that point.

bungobungobungo · 03/03/2026 20:29

Looked nicely cooked. There are always whole peppercorns in pepper sauce.

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2026 20:29

‘Some skills in there’. Damned with faint praise.

EsmaCannonball · 03/03/2026 20:29

Hint of young Mussolini in the look of this one.

Sunbird24 · 03/03/2026 20:30

Giuseppe looks like a nice nonna’s boy

ilovesooty · 03/03/2026 20:30

Not short of confidence.

Halsall · 03/03/2026 20:30

Nonna!

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:30

Nonnna!

ilovesooty · 03/03/2026 20:30

Nonna!

Sunbird24 · 03/03/2026 20:30

There she is

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2026 20:31

Nonna

Fransgran · 03/03/2026 20:31

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/03/2026 20:23

What is the point of poussin?

I'll take a poussin over a squab any day. First time I was presented with one, I didn't know what it was. When I found out, I vowed there'd never be another.

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