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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Shadesofscarlett · 10/02/2026 20:13

these skill tests are impossible for them aren't they?

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:13

Terry looks petrified

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:14

Guinea fowlS, deerS… 😣

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:14

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

Yes!!

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:15

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

Thank you. The minute I saw him i thought that

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:15

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

Yes! I love Onslow!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:15

Shadesofscarlett · 10/02/2026 20:13

these skill tests are impossible for them aren't they?

Not for Terry with his not poached at all venison.

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:15

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

Haha, yes!

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wheresthesnowgone · 10/02/2026 20:15

TheAutumnCrow · 09/02/2026 15:05

How should almond be pronounced? I’m not from the UK originally and I never really know.

I think I mostly say al - mond, not all - mond.

Ahhh-mund

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:16

Raw tomatoes

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:17

bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:14

Terry reminds me a bit of Onslow.

That’s who it is. It was driving me mad. A stained vest and a can of beer and he could nail that.

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:18

Poxy mushroom curry

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:19

So nice not having Greg. Am liking Gary

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:20

Well I never knew that about katsu curry sauce. I usually use chip shop curry sauce.

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:21

That salad looks great

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:21

I've had katsu curry in Japan and it was basically a big bowl of slop with rice. None of this cheffy nonsense.

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EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:21

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:19

So nice not having Greg. Am liking Gary

Gary is serving more purpose than Matt.

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:22

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:21

I've had katsu curry in Japan and it was basically a big bowl of slop with rice. None of this cheffy nonsense.

Actually maybe I’m thinking of curry-rice……

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soupyspoon · 10/02/2026 20:22

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:21

That salad looks great

What are the little orange bits in the salad, I missed it

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:22

Cross with Gary and his double mushroom skills tests. 🙁

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:22

Gary has purpose

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:23

soupyspoon · 10/02/2026 20:22

What are the little orange bits in the salad, I missed it

Was it a wee bit chilli. ?Deffo sesame seeds

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:24

Im.actually interested in the method of the skills test for once.

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:24

'Will she use the carrot? That's the big question.'

So glad Anne Hathaway got William to change that line.

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