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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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bungobungobungo · 10/02/2026 20:05

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:04

'I'm National Chef of Scotland.'

'Ooh, Holyrood? Balmoral?'

'No. HMP Barlinnie and the St Mungo's Borstal.'

Keeping it real - we Scots are modest you know!

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:05

As usual 🤣

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:05

Evening all. I’m really looking forward to this series.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:06

See they are going with inexpensive cuts of meat for them to butcher- as it were.
Mat is giving knob vibes so far.

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:06

So who’s going in the cupboard with the headphones on?

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:06

Back in olden times, I'm sure my mum used to buy Chicken Chasseur packet sauce mix. That's how it's done.

ShamedBySiri · 10/02/2026 20:07

Great idea bringing Gary back for the skills test. I can’t remember feeling so happy for any winner since (or before). So well deserved. Such a humble guy, so hard working and committed.

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:07

I thought he was putting pickled silverskins in for a min there!!

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:07

Was just about to say no aromatic

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:08

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:06

So who’s going in the cupboard with the headphones on?

There's yer answer!!

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:08

Mario looks weirdly familiar somehow. Maybe I bought a TV from him 🤔

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TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:09

Forage ! Drink.

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:09

Do chefs spend their time in tattoo parlours ?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:09

Fire wanker alert.

ShamedBySiri · 10/02/2026 20:09

Mario is walking in a funny way - did his knickers shrink in the wash?

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:09

Is that the woodland restaurant run by the Swedish chef (no, not that one) which they visited for a challenge in a previous series?

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:09

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:08

Mario looks weirdly familiar somehow. Maybe I bought a TV from him 🤔

We’ve definitely seen that woodland place before

forcedtonamechange · 10/02/2026 20:09

Sat watching - looks good

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:10

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:09

Forage ! Drink.

Forage AND fire! I bet he’s got a Nonna too!

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PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:10

He doesn't know the chasseur sauce?! How?!

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:10

ShamedBySiri · 10/02/2026 20:09

Mario is walking in a funny way - did his knickers shrink in the wash?

Gregg never had that problem. Can't shrink 'em if you don't wear 'em.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:10

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:10

Forage AND fire! I bet he’s got a Nonna too!

Mamma. Close enough

Halsall · 10/02/2026 20:11

Mmm. Chasseur sauce avec essence de spatula

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wheresthesnowgone · 10/02/2026 20:12

Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@Potterhead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith
@ohwhatfuckeryitistoride
@Ellenanora7

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Your title made us laugh out loud...

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:12

I like them bringing the old chefs back (and Gary is a bit of a natural on TV) but it does render the three cheffy judges a bit redundant.