Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Just wear a shirt Matt. No need to double up

Ooh thank you onslow. Reminded me I need to take my pork loin out the freezer if I am gonna have my roast tomorrow (Sunday roast on Wednesday because I'm off work now till Monday so I can do it and have leftovers tomorrow)

Forage .... Not Farage

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I know I say it all the time but why don't they just make MasterChef: Mums, Nans and Nonnas?

Hello 👋
This is my favourite Masterchef.
I'll never forget Monica's immortal words to one poor sod after watching him massacre fillet a fish "If you were in my kitchen, you'd be wearing that" 😄

There's a title for the next fred

All the wee ones have towers now Esma so they can do dishes , chop stuff. Child labour

It could be the spin-off, like Strictly: It Takes Two

I'm just off to bury some Findus Crispy Pancakes and volcanic rocks in my back garden. Fuck you, British Gas!

Is Matt a permanent fixture then?
Would have loved Thomasina Miers.

He is permanent

Love her cooking, but i think it'd be a case of too many chefs
I'll get me coat.

So far he seems to have taken on the speaking clock role, mainly,,,,

Love a bhuna.

Jesus @EsmaCannonballcrispy pancakes. The trauma memories

He looked a bit embarrassed doing it though!

Pressure cookers scare me to death.

You can’t have 2 women and 1 - you need balance! 😆

Them and Fray Bentos pies…

They need my mum shouting 'Don't touch anything!' while aggressively wielding a ladle at them. What with that, packet sauces and zero foraging, no wonder I haven't ended up on this.

There’s something about Matt that reminds me of Monty Don (minus a decade or two).

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Ooh I loved a good fray bentos pie or pudding

Posh, unthreatening, pleasant voice.

They've changed the rules again so I couldn't apply!! Boo