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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:34

Rice pud?!?

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:34

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 19:34

Hooray for Friday!

God yes. That was a week!!

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 19:35

I’m predicting sweet arancini balls at least once…

ilovesooty · 20/02/2026 19:35

Halsall · 20/02/2026 19:34

Haha. Gemma is clueless about rice pud.

Just think of it as sweet risotto, Gem.

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That was funny.

bungobungobungo · 20/02/2026 19:35

Don’t know why they have to lift a stupid big box to reveal the tin - they’ve all got the same anyway.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 19:35

I want jam.and rice pudding!

Fransgran · 20/02/2026 19:35

I bloody LOVE rice pudding

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:36

Rice pudding is horrible.

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 19:36

I like rice pudding as long as someone else takes the skin off the top

ilovesooty · 20/02/2026 19:36

Plenty of traditional Indian rice desserts.

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:36

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 19:35

I want jam.and rice pudding!

Same. Nowt wrong with that.

Chris, calling it pasty is a stretch!!

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:37

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 19:36

I like rice pudding as long as someone else takes the skin off the top

Feck yes

TheDogsMother · 20/02/2026 19:37

Evening all from the plague house. Coughing my head off here so I’m very pleased it’s Friday.

RomainingCalm · 20/02/2026 19:37

Poor Gemma, this is so not her task.

I hate rice pudding though. Could she make me a tiramisu instead please?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 19:37

He better do a lovely saffron kashmiri rice pudding.

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:37

I have horrible memories of school dinner rice pudding. That and the pink custard.

ShamedBySiri · 20/02/2026 19:38

I suppose sticking the rice pud in the oven for an hour or however long it normally takes and then adding a dollop of something fruity/jammy won't cut it?

ilovesooty · 20/02/2026 19:38

I liked pink custard.

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:38

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:37

I have horrible memories of school dinner rice pudding. That and the pink custard.

Or semolina (salmonella!!) Or tapioca puddings.

bungobungobungo · 20/02/2026 19:38

Not a fan of rice pud!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 19:39

Chef patron of a burger van?

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:39

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 19:39

Chef patron of a burger van?

No a dead fancy bbq place!!

ilovesooty · 20/02/2026 19:39

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:38

Or semolina (salmonella!!) Or tapioca puddings.

I liked them too. And sago.

Halsall · 20/02/2026 19:39

My mum’s rice pudding was divine. She cooked it in the oven for hours and it was lovely and creamy. I never liked the skin, though.

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bungobungobungo · 20/02/2026 19:39

@PotterHead1985 thanks for this I was trying to remember semolina the other day but couldn’t for the life of me remember the name of it.

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