Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Is it nice ?

I hate star anise and szechuan pepper. There.

Hispi is back!!! Drink!!!

Yayy Hispi. Very 2024.

It's like a fussy roasty

Well that’s disappointing

😂😂

I reckon we must be due a revival of nasturtium leaves and puffed rice fairly soon…

Yes, I keep meaning to but then I can't be arsed.

I have done dauphinoise and boulangère recently. (Based on Poppy the Potato Queen who was a guest chef on one of the recent MasterChefs.)

Eniko looks like a combination of a little girl and a hardworking peasant woman.
Chris-a bit of a tit yes?

Noo not the maggots please

I imagine if there's a Mrs Chris he must be exhausting.

Chris was a professional cyclist. Sums him up

"I don't sleep well if I haven't done anything that's pushed me"
Yep - definitely a tit, Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride

Chris is reminding me of a character from Thunderbirds. DH is going vintage and says The Mekon.

I'm sorry but I am really seeing Chris as being the kind of cyclist who shouts abuse at pedestrians by the traffic lights.

Mamma!

DH is going vintage and says The Mekon.

Hard agree

The lycra clad, flies through red lights twat type.

She’s not that inventive on her food. Rember the guy on the great British menu who really did great veggie food

Needs a vertical line from his crown to his brow...

I like the two females.

Gemma has now introduced us to every member of her family in true Italian style 🇮🇹

Ola is my favourite.

Spot on@PotterHead1985. He will be striding about in Lycra and those horrible clacky cycling shoes.